- A third arm.
- The miracle eye cream: it firms, tightens, lightens under-eye circles, and removes thirteen pounds of stretched out epidermis and cellulite from the abdominal region.
- More than ninety minutes of sleep at a time each night.
- Fewer Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crumbs on whichever shoulder she typically uses to carry a kid.
- Two words: central vacuum.
- The ability to both work outside the home AND be a stay at home mom—because being stuck with just one of these abilities gets old eventually.
- A book worth reading, and two hours to nap while pretending to read it.
- An actual Tooth Fairy—because sometimes it’s hard to remember to keep new, fancy, crisp dollar bills at the ready AND to exchange them for a tooth, all before the sun rises.
- Have I mentioned miracle eye cream yet?
- To know that she’s not here alone—we’re all in this together.
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Cassandra can be found on Twitter @aclevergirl. Learn more about her family’s unique challenges and why they have hope for a cure for muscular dystrophy at Byrds for a Cure.
Yes, yes and Yes! :) Now, out of those products pictured what are people’s favorties?! That’s what I’d like to know. :)
I found a Tooth Fairy App for android….now, just waiting for one of my kids teeth to fall out so I can see how it works. Its free, ad-supported, so the rub is that you have to agree to an Olive Garden sticker be placed on the client/kid/tooth-fairy-beneficiaries forehead.
Jacque, I’ve yet to find the miracle eye cream. The closest I’ve come is the Avon one–called Anew Clinical Eye Lift. I think it’s a little pricey at $28, but it works better than my $56 Lancome stuff, so…..
Avon puts it on sale at about half price ~twice a year–if you can catch that sale, buy 3 or 4 at that price! It’s the one I like the best (but apparently refuse to pay full price for). Hm, must reconsider my priorities.
These are so spot-on, Cass! I would like to add a housecleaner (weekly!), one date-night a week with my honey, one girls-night a week with my honeys, a 2-hr.massage (daily) and a 10-day vacation to the locale of my choosing once a year. I don’t ask for much!!!